The Fake Plastic Trees (FPT) is a scrupulously engineered, solid state homage to the array of euphonic joy available on the *‘line out’ of our much loved The Big Trees (TBT).

‘But what’s inside?’, I hear you cry! The following are a few of the elements:
Class A, hand-graded JFETs, a discrete stage modelling the EL84 grid-clipping profile, a custom Mumetal output transformer, TBT speaker load, and a Class A line driver.

The combination of those components, plus the painstaking refinement of each element have crystallised into a pedal which has the ultra-dynamic feel and irresistible playability that have become Audio Kitchen hallmarks.
As I type, there are very few of these out in the wild, but in the same way as TBT has spread its canopy of application further than I could have imagined, I’m eager to see what you all make of this new addition.

Audio Kitchen

Product Page

Review by Sound on Sound

Review by reddit /guitarpedals

Manual

Demo by Russo Music

Official Product Video

Fake Plastic Trees

The Big Trees (TBTs) is an all valve, Class A amp which doubles as an incredibly versatile preamp, perfectly at home live and in the studio.

The 2.5W amp, built around ECC82 and ECC83 pre-amp and single EL84 output valves, generates harmonic-rich tone, sculpted by its Baxandall-based EQ, and ‘EL84 headroom control’. The Line output (incorporating a valve line driver stage) is either post power- amp stage, or discreet all-valve clean stage for empyreal DI tone.

Review by Tape Op

Demo by gearmanndude

Review by The Gear Page

The Big Trees

The Small Trees DI (TST DI) is the same class A, valve boost pedal as TST, but with a silky, Sowter powered DI output. If you are reading this you probably know all about TST, but what you might not know, is how well it compares to much bigger, much more expensive DI boxes.

Suffice it to say, FoH will love you.

The Small Tree DI